I am not sure who to address this letter to; you Mr. Christopher, or you Mr. Banks. I hope you do not mind that I decided on both. I recently received your letter in the mail about not having shopped at your store for awhile. Thank you for your concern and you are correct. I can't even remember the last time I bought something in your store. If I remember correctly it is because your clothes just do not fit me properly. You see I have narrow shoulders and your shirts do not hang well on me. Your skirts also fall at the wrong length on me making me look shorter and older than I already am! They do not flatter my hips either!
That being said I do appreciate the $20.00 gift card you generously sent...
Twenty dollars off my next purchase?!? This is tempting. I saw that purchase was starred and as a couponer I know there had to be a catch so I turned the card over. Turns out there is no catch. All I have to do is go to the checkout with a $20.00 purchase and I could get the item for FREE! Maybe I will have to try out your store again. So Mr. Christopher and Mr. Banks, I want to compliment you on your marketing plan. I hope to see you before May 26, 2013.
P. S. If I do make the trip to your store and everything is marked for $19.99 you can expect another letter!
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